The LART manual
Donated by Tim Bandy
MISC. REFERENCE MANUAL PAGES
- lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust
- lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>
- lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people
who rely upon their admins for everything from picking their
mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors; namely, the
luser(8). Running lart with the appropriate arguments will cause
the specified luser to run away screaming in agony. Alternatively,
you can make the luser buy you a beer, after killing all of their
- -use tool
- Choose your weapon. If this option is not specified, the
enviroment variable LART is used. If neither is set, a default
value will be used, which is set at compile time.
- Used to increase the size of your lart.
- The BOFH option. Removes a users files and kills all
their processes. If used in conjunction with -p this will also
cause syslog to make entries proving that <lusername>
was the second gunman behind the grassy knoll.
- Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session. Provided
primarily for testing purposes. Mutually exclusive with -B.
- fsck <lusername> as a raw device. Note that
this option has not been tested, as it is rather difficult to
- Graphic violence. Uses curses to monitor <lusername>
during the beating.
- Kill. A rather permanent option, and as such is not
highly recommended. Can only be invoked once per <lusername>
- See -B
- SEE ALSO
- sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)
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