Yet more hacker humor...Some nice, some twisted, all funny!

• The funniest hacker humor ever written! Back in 1969, men were trying to figure out how to get women interested in computers. Finally they figured it out. Women wanted computers to store cooking recipes. Thus, the Honeywell H316 Kitchen Computer. This is a true story, more's the pity. --->>
• You know you're living in 2005 when...
• How to Evade Firewalls: the Official "Standard"
• User Friendly: the comic strip for Linux lovers
• Advice to employees on the proper use of the System Administrator's valuable time
• The Bastard Operator from Hell (BOFH) Official Archive http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html
• Tina's Computer Geek Humor & Jokes http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/computer.html
• Why You Can't Find Your System Administrator http://www.cybernothing.org/cno/sysadmin.html
• A Week in the Life of a System Administrator http://www.avdf.com/jan98/hum_h003.html
• 101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator To Say http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/computing/101things.htm
• Tech Tales - The funniest tech support stories on the Internet http://www.techtales.com
• Secret Pentagon tapes of Kimble, erstwhile leader of Young Intelligent Hackers Against Terrorism.
• Is your son a computer hacker?
• Darth Vader Meets Tech Support
• The Microsoft-English Dictionary 1.0 (What Microsoft Really Means To Say)
• Unix Hater's Guide 2.0
• David A. Roach's Guide to Computer Acronyms
• Songs from Clownz: "Free the Penguin" and "Yo, Penguin, Let's Hack it!"
• More jokes from Irina
• Microsoft detonates nuclear weapon
• Irina does Windows
• You know your co-worker is a hacker when...
• The Grinch that stole AOL
• The Kosher Computer
• Mad Acronyms
• You know you're from Silicon Valley when...
• Red Hat, OpenBSD to merge
• Trojan horse warning
• You Might be a Hacker if......
• The Bastard Operator From Hell (BOFH) "the only site on the Web that would reach out and smack you if it could."
• The BOFH Cam -- live BOFH-style sysadmins at work, updated every five seconds!
• A Week at the Computer Help Desk with Frederic Denis
• Life with lusers
• Luser Attitude Readjustment tool
• Unix Wars <-- A classic!
• Top 10 Signs You Might Be A Sysadmin
• Hacker Tarot Cards
• Hacker Songs
• A Hacker Poem
• The Happy Hacker meets the Berverly Hillbillies
• Another Hacker Poem
• Green Computer
• A History of Unix
• The Hacker Test
• Modern Aphorisms
• The Beatles Meet Windows
• Evolution of a Linux User
• Twelve Step program for Web addicts

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